Bluff you!
Forced into an arranged marriage meeting, Ananya and Raghav share a single mission: sabotage it by proving they are walking disasters! But between passionate rants on crispy dosas and accidental acts of kindness, their foolproof plan hilariously backfires.
Ananya and Raghav had been emotionally blackmailed into the meeting by families who had used phrases like “just meet once” and “what’s the harm?”
So both arrived with the exact same mission: end this proposal immediately.
Ananya decided to appear wildly irresponsible.
“I sleep at 3 a.m. every day,” she announced casually. “Sometimes after binge-watching conspiracy documentaries.”
“Good,” said Raghav calmly. “I once spent an entire salary on a gaming chair.”
Ananya blinked.
Excellent, she thought. A fellow disaster.
Raghav, meanwhile, had decided to look completely unfit for domestic life.
“I can’t function without coffee,” he declared. “One time I added salt instead of sugar and still drank it.”
“That’s nothing,” Ananya scoffed. “I killed a cactus.”
But somehow, their attempts kept backfiring.
When Ananya claimed she hated cooking, she accidentally launched into a passionate ten-minute rant about the correct way to make crispy dosa.
When Raghav tried to prove he was financially reckless, he absentmindedly returned the waiter extra money because “the poor guy miscalculated the bill.”
Ananya noticed.
Raghav noticed her noticing.
Then came the final blow.
“I don’t even like children,” Ananya declared firmly.
At that exact moment, a little boy at the next table dropped his ice cream and burst into tears.
Without thinking, both Ananya and Raghav jumped up together.
Raghav cleaned the mess while Ananya distracted the child with ridiculous dinosaur noises until he laughed again.
They returned to their seats in silence.
“Well,” Raghav sighed, “this is going terribly.”
Ananya smiled despite herself.
“For two people trying not to get married… yes.”